OS X Names Aren't Nearly As Cool As They Used To Be

Grab almost any Makefile from Apple's opensource code repository (this is from cctools) and behold:

ifeq "macos" "$(RC_OS)"
    STATIC := $(shell if [ "$(RC_RELEASE)" = "Beaker"    ] || \
        [ "$(RC_RELEASE)" = "Bunsen"    ] || \
        [ "$(RC_RELEASE)" = "Gonzo"     ] || \
        [ "$(RC_RELEASE)" = "Kodiak"    ] || \
        [ "$(RC_RELEASE)" = "Cheetah"   ] || \
        [ "$(RC_RELEASE)" = "Puma"      ] || \
        [ "$(RC_RELEASE)" = "Jaguar"    ] || \
        [ "$(RC_RELEASE)" = "Panther"   ] || \
        [ "$(RC_RELEASE)" = "MuonPrime" ] || \
        [ "$(RC_RELEASE)" = "MuonSeed"  ] || \
        [ "$(RC_RELEASE)" = "SUPanWheat" ]; then \
        echo "-static" ; \
    else if [ "$(RC_RELEASE)" = "Tiger" ]; then \
        echo "-static" \
    else \
        echo "" \
    ; fi; fi; )
else
    STATIC = -static
endif

Lion? I want Mac OS Xs Cookie Monster, Grover and Elmo.